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Stephen Colbert Presents Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7: A NEW episode Operatio
  • Categories:Mythical, Television Episode


Tek Jansen (voiced by Stephen Colbert himself) is in the mist of peril when robots and lasers are attacking him, thankfully he is able to destroy them all with his toe ring. Then his two teenage sidekicks (a red head boy and a red head girl) show up just after Tek Jansen escaped the trap, they all rush to destory the evil Brazilian whom is trying to steal all of New Earth's clouds. They enter and Brazilian agrees to go peacefully, only if he gets to say goodbye to his weapon. Tek Jansen is a compassionate man and allows this. Brazilian, however, is not as compassionate and tries to kills Tek with the death ray, the boy jumped in the way to save Tek (dieing in the process).
The girl is every upset to see one of her friends die. Sadness turns into lust and Tek and the girl get it on. After they finish, Tek stands up and says, "That was some good lovin'" the girl then stands up and turns into a giant alien crab monster and tries to kill and eat Tek Jansen.

Will Tek Jansen escape this creature?
Will the evil Brazilian ever be brought to justice?
Will anyone ever publish Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7 Book so that I can read it?
Find out next time on Stephen Colbert Presents Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7: A NEW Tek Jansen Adventure

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originally posted by KitsuneKit on 2006-09-20, no edits, entryid=260