| Cook: | If that's a guard, I'm the queen's food taster. | | Guard: | You *are* the queen's food taster, and you're her cook, seamstress, and part time body guard. | | Cook: | You keep that up, and you'll be peeling sticky fruit. | | Guard: | I'm a guard, I don't peal sticky fruit | | Cook: | You're also a guard who's not watching his post. So why don't do something useful and go and catch those two intruders? | | Guard: | I thought about that, but then I'd have to explain to the captain of the guard why I wasn't in the south tower. | | Cook: | Coward! | | Guard: | Don't forget lazy. |
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