| Rich: | Remind me never get on his bad side. |
| Slim: | Ya, that is one twisted king. What is that stuff? |
| Rich: | Oh, I read about it in the wizard Kab's library. Some guy a long time ago tricked a god into giving him some special clay, which he makes into magic jars that will create a sort of youth and beauty potion. But the god finally figures out what's going on and curses the jars. When the guy uses the stuff on his old wife she turns into a young man instead of a young woman. He flips out and smashes the jar down to powder. The funny thing is the powder works differently then the potion, and if used a second time cha... |
| Slim: | Hey since when did kings have harem? |
| Rich: | I guess he's a progressive monarch. Hey, were you listening to a word I said? |
| Slim: | Yeah, of course. I wonder if that's where they took Dory? It would make sense, she was kind of dressed like a harem girl. |
| Rich: | You know what would happen if Dory knew you said that. |
| Slim: | You wouldn't. |
| Rich: | Tell you what, go get me some of that sticky fruit we passed and my lips are sealed. |
| Slim: | You could have just asked, you don't need to blackmail me. Besides, if you're so hungry why didn't you go get some? |
| Rich: | I'm not the one with the knack for that sort thing. |
| Slim: | Are you calling me a thief? |
| Rich: | No, I'm just saying that in the past year you've developed certain skills for acquiring things that we've come to rely on. |
| Slim: | Like that's better, now you're calling me a good thief. |
| Rich: | Tell you what, after I eat we'll check out the harem and see if they brought Dory there. |
| Slim: | So now you're calling me horny thief. |
| Rich: | No, I'm just calling you horny. |
| Slim: | Good, that's much better. Now, wait here. I'll be right back. |
