Boy: | I wonder what happened to John. |
Man: | I don't care. I'm not going back empty handed this year. The next thing I see with hooves is going over my fireplace. |
Boy: | Guess that explains why you shot Mr. Pelgar's cow last year. |
Man: | Hope you're this funny when we go home with nothing in the back of the truck. |
Boy: | Hey, how about we try Doe Lake. John was telling me an old Indian story about it last night. |
Man: | John knows too many old Indian stories. Besides, everyone knows there aren't any bucks near Doe Lake. Thats why its called Doe Lake. |
Boy: | Thats not what John said. He said its called Doe Lake, because ... |
Man: | John makes up half those stories. Besides, if he's so smart why is he lost. |
Boy: | He's not lost. I bet he's at Doe Lake right now. Infact, he probably so close to a doe that he can feel its fur. |